Dadmissions: The Pros & Cons Of Spider-Man As A Dad

We took the kids to see Spider-Man 2 this weekend and it was filled with action, excitement, and Spidey saving lives. It’s all well and good but could he sell Girl Scout cookies with his kids?? Or teach them how to build a sand castle? So I started jotting down some pros and some cons… What if Spider-Man settles down and has kids… feel free to add your own

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Pros:

Coolest carpool dad ever

clearly likes to play dress up

school career day- instant win

tree house.. no stairs needed

able to sew things up super fast

mummy wrap all time champion

intimidates daughters’ boyfriends

saves the world daily

Cons

always on call at work

family is afraid of actual spiders

Mixes red/blue colors in laundry

webs himself from time to time

“Daddd… I want a webshooterrrr”

kids still want to watch “Frozen” All.. The.. Time..

would love five minutes of quiet

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