Dadmissions: An Alphabet Of Life Lessons

Everything fits better in a list. I make lists. I alphabetize my lists. Here are life lessons I need to teach my kids in a list…

Abercrombie and Fitch clothes should fit people of “all” sizes

Boxers vs Briefs is irrelevant now that there is a boxer-brief

Cell phones should be used for phone calls and not sexting

Drama is great on the stage and a drag in real life since no one needs it.

Each of us has the ability to make society a better place.

Family is more important than anything. Friendship is a close second.

Gun violence needs to stop whether you’re pro gun or not

Hello Kitty is pushing 40 and still looks freakin’ fabulous for her age

IPads, IPods, and iPhones have changed the way we all live

Justin Bieber will realize one day what a thoughtless punk he is

Keeping up with the Kardashians isn’t worth the trouble

Lifetime Movies always have a twist, a man killer, and a woman hero

M&M peanuts are the standard-bearer by which all candy is measured

Nice guys don’t always have to finish last (see me)

Octopussy is the most non-PC, uncomfortable sounding, 007 movie

Performance enhancing drugs are nothing more than cheating

Quentin Tarantino films are meant to be watched, not always understood

Reality TV is usually faker than anything resembling reality

Starbucks coffee is worth the $1.95 cup for a grande

Texting and driving can kill innocent people so don’t do it

Underoos in super hero designs should be made for moms and dads

Vacation movies with Chevy Chase are worth every minute

Water in bottles is basically paying for what the Earth gave us for free

Xavier Roberts thought it necessary to sign the bums of Cabbage Patch Kids

Yogi Bear proved animals and humans can live together in pic a nic harmony

Zero times is the number of times you should disrespect your parents

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author of Dadmissions. surrounded by a wife and two girls... and a dog named Cupcake
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