Dadmissions: Sizzle FX 10,000

Tired of making meal after meal after meal only for your kids to keep changing their minds about what they want time and time and time again? Stop wasting your valuable parent time. Introducing Sizzle FX 10,000. Sizzle FX 10,000 comes straight from the top Hollywood recording studios direct to your home. Sizzle FX 10,000 has top audio sound effects of food cooking so kids THINK you’re cooking even when you’re not. Since kids will change their minds an average of 3.25 times (unscientific, made up number) each mealtime about what they want to eat, Sizzle FX 10,000 puts the power back with the parents.

Here’s how it works.

Simply ask the kids what they want to eat. Then hit the button on Sizzle FX 10,000 and let the crystal clear, digital, stereo sound of fake food cooking fill the house. Then when the kids change their minds about what they wanted, which they always do, just hit the Sizzle FX button again. They want grilled cheese? No problem! Hit the Sizzle FX 10,000 sound machine for the sound of grilled cheese in the air. They want oatmeal? Simple! They want pasta? Easy! Sizzle FX 10,000 has fake cooking sounds for grilling, frying, boiling, and baking, and for special foods like the crack of bacon in the pan. It’s no problem with the Sizzle FX 10,000! Sizzle FX 10,000 can fake out even expert kids and lull them into a sense of food security.

When the kids FINALLY make up their minds, then you can actually cook the meal they want. In the meantime, there’s no more mess and no more fuss from all those unwanted meals. You can just sit back and relax while the Sizzle FX 10,000 does all the work, wears the kids down through their normal round of choices, and then prepares you to actually cook only one meal that the kids will actually eat. Sizzle FX 10,000 can be yours for two easy payments of 19.99 and wait there’s more. Call now and get the new Aroma FX. Add the SMELLS of those phony foods to make the Sizzle FX experience all the more real. That’s the Sizzle FX 10,000 and the new Aroma FX all for two easy payments of 19.99. Here’s how to order!

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About Pete Wilgoren

Author of Dadmissions. Pete Wilgoren is an Emmy winning journalist, blogger, and author writing about parenthood, life, and other stuff
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