Dadmissions: The Clooney Button

It came to me in an epiphany.. You know how Staples has the “Easy Button”? We have now perfected one of these buttons for women. We call it the Clooney Button. Whenever we men get annoying or irritating or leave our underwear on the floor or any of the other stupid stuff we do, just hit the Clooney Button and immediately you will be blinded by our George Clooney looks, George Clooney charm, and that George Clooney suave voice. We’ll become the perfect man with the click of a button. The Clooney Button is being developed with the help of NASA scientists because it really does take a rocket scientist to figure out what women are thinking. In the next year, we hope to roll out the Tatum Button, the Depp Button, the Adam Levine Maroon-5 Button and many more. This technology is pricey. But you can have it for four easy payments of $49.95. The Clooney Button. Here’s how to order…

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author of Dadmissions. surrounded by a wife and two girls... and a dog named Cupcake
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3 Responses to Dadmissions: The Clooney Button

  1. hiddinsight says:

    I need a Hugh Laurie button.

  2. Mema says:

    As a member of the opposite sex and a being from Venus (is it?), I have to concur. I always drive partners nuts because I have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE what I want. That being said, fellow Martians (aka men) should conversely gather a batch of those NASA fellows to develop a PamAnderson button (to satisfy men’s sexual cravings) , a MarthaStew button (to maintain the household & entertain those pesky kids), and a PaulaDean button (to execute fattening, but perfect meals). Because it would take a specialist in applied science to figure it all out. But don’t hold your breath…I mean how long did it take to get that Land Rover to Mars?! Exactly.

  3. Jenn :) says:

    Can I get a David Beckham button? It should be cheaper because he doesn’t even need to speak 🙂

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