Dadmissions: The Oppositionator

We argue about everything- big things, little things, big-little things.  If they’re things then we argue about them.  It seems dad and daughter are always on opposite ends of whatever it may be we’re talking about.  And it has led to a lot of conflict recently.  So I’ve come to only one conclusion.  I’m gonna turn that family conflict into family fun for everyone.  Introducing to you, The Oppositionator.  Yes, The Oppositionator.  Picture a magic-8 ball but instead of little words of wisdom, The Oppositionator picks the side  you’re on.  No matter what the issue is, you and your kids use the Oppositionator to easily pick a position to fight for.  Since whatever we parents say, it seems the kids want to do the opposite anyway, why not make the added fun of randomly choosing what they’re going to pick the opposite side of.  Take TV for example.  Just hit The Oppositionator and watch it work.  If I say “Watch TV”.  The Oppositionator means they’ll say they’ve had enough TV.  If I say “Don’t watch any more TV”, The Oppositionator means they’ll demand to watch more TV.  The Oppositionator lets you pick a topic and then pick the opposite side.  The sky is blue.  No, the sky is green.  The world is round.  No, the world is flat.  Honey Boo Boo has no talent.  No, she is an enormous talent.  Kim and Kanye will be annoying parents.  No, Kim and Kanye will be so down to earth and genuine.  The Oppositionator comes with a pocket Oppositionator for those long road trips.  Watch a DVD to pass the time.  No we don’t want to watch a DVD.  OK don’t watch a DVD.   But we want to watch a DVD.  But wait there’s more.  Hit the wild card and win big.  The wild card is a one in 100 chance that The Oppositionator picks the same side for each of you.   The wild card means you AGREE and how totally random and rare would that be!   The Oppositionator costs $19.99 and can be shipped right to your door.  Turn family conflict into hours of family fun.  Here’s how to order…

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About dadmissions

author of Dadmissions. surrounded by a wife and two girls... and a dog named Cupcake
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One Response to Dadmissions: The Oppositionator

  1. hiddinsight says:

    Add the possibility that, at any moment it may self destruct, and you’ve got your kids a new mother. Brilliant.

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