Monthly Archives: January 2013

Dadmissions: Brotherhood of the Traveling Sweatpants

It was long before my kids Alicia and Andreya.  It was long before I had a house, or a college degree, or a fat paycheck from my first professional job.  Long before all of these things there were only two … Continue reading

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Dadmissions: The Pee Pee Shuffle

There we were, dad and little 5 year old daughter in the mens room in the big stall. She went pee pee first and then me. Normal protocol calls for her to make herself busy in the corner while I … Continue reading

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Dadmissions: Fatcellahappykids

Dadmissions: Fatcellahappykids If I could have any super power in the world, it wouldn’t be night vision, or webbed hands, or invincibility, it would be fatcellahappykids. Heard of it? Fatcellahappykids takes your fat cells and converts them into special energy … Continue reading

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Dadmissions: Winnie The Pooh Nearly Killed Me

There I was in the back of the ambulance with lights and siren on and a team of medical guys standing above me as they rushed me off to the emergency room. I remember wincing when I saw the warm … Continue reading

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Dadmissions on Lids

Dadmissions on Lids: An open letter to the plastic lid container cover makers association: Dear PLCCMA if that’s what I should refer to you as, first of all, I must say “well played.” You have designed a system of random … Continue reading

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Dadmissions: TBBETBS

Everything is so neat and tidy nowadays in a society where every texting character counts. When I first started writing a book and blogging about parenthood, I had to be a quick study on terms like SAHP (stay at home … Continue reading

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Dadmissions: The Song

It’s a pretty big day in the Dadmissions house. It’s not every day that you get your own song written just for you. No, it’s not a power ballad love song about everlasting devotion and heartfelt musings, but it says … Continue reading

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