Dadmissions: The Sick List

I can’t ignore it any longer. I have a cough and a cold and the culprit is a 4 year old. She was out sick Monday and Tuesday and now I have whatever she had. It’s the sickly go round, the messed up circle of life that leaves parents sick just in time for the weekend. Just like the mucus commercials with the little dancing boogers, I think they did the Gangnam Style from her nose to mine. So now I am sitting in bed with my Airborne and the remote control watching Anchorman Legend of Ron Burgandy. And I have designed a stay at home sick agenda that the kids would be proud of.

Watch tv
Complain about being bored
Watch tv
Nag mom for sympathy
Watch tv
Complain about being bored
Forage in the kitchen
Order soup and comfort food
Watch tv
Nag mom for sympathy
Complain about being bored
Shower
Watch tv
Eat more comfort food
Refuse to go to sleep
Curl up in a bed that’s not mine
Complain about being bored
Sleep

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author of Dadmissions. surrounded by a wife and two girls... and a dog named Cupcake
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