Dadmissions: 2012 year in review

Dadmissions year in review

In 2012, “Obama beat Romney” is the big headline as we begin.
But no more Facebook political posts means WE ALL get the big win

Not surprising this year, Tom and Kate & Suri went their separate ways
It seems their marriage was Mission Impossible from the very early days

Big 2012 tech advances included the IPhone 5 and the IPad mini
What’s next, maybe the super, ultra, deluxe, jumbo, IPad skinny

A man named Christian Grey heated up beds across the USA
Didn’t read the book, but I hear he taught sex in 50 different ways

Gas prices spiked costing you few bucks more per mile
Only the smarty-pants in the hybrid Prius had reason to smile

Aurora Colorado, Penn State, Trayvon Martin and such
Big stories, lots of heartache, to talk about here is just too much

In 2012, celebrities including Whitney Houston took their last breath
It’s sad when demons beat the fortunes and lead to an early death

The Twilight series with Bella and Edward ended with a tidy conclusion
Cheers for no more vampires, werewolves, and all that fantasy confusion

Cyclist Lance Armstrong lost all his great Tour De France glory
He gets a huge asterisk, time off, and a free drug test on MAURY

Bieber, Rihanna, and One Direction tore up 2012 radio and then some
Auto-tune is guaranteed big money and profits for YEARS to come

Hurricane Sandy whipped destruction up and down the East Coast
We STILL pray for the victims and hope they get the help they need most

In 2012, Honey Boo Boo redneckognized fortune and star-like fame
Add her to the Kardashians, Snooki, and other reality TV shame

A steamy affair forced General Petraius of the CIA to give up his post
Now he can pen his memoir “Sex, Secrets, and a career that’s toast”

Will and Kate were late and that meant a Buckingham palace baby boom
That means royal trips to Babies R Us to decorate the royal baby room

That’s it, another year is in the book
2013 is here and 2012 is on the hook
Having a good year is the simple mission
Holiday cheer to you from Dadmissions

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One Response to Dadmissions: 2012 year in review

  1. Joe Owens says:

    Nice summary of 2012. Some of this has already passed from my consciousness, unfortunately not the part about Edward and Bella. I am looking forward to the new year with the annual hope and optimism that more good than bad will be the tale.

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