Dadmissions: The Parents’ Oath

Kids, we promise not to lick our thumbs and clean things off your face with our dirty hankies. We promise not to wear Speedos. Ever. We promise never to intentionally embarrass you in the carpool or in front of your friends. We promise never to follow behind you in the car like a stalker on Halloween. We promise never to “friend” you on Facebook and then friend all your friends and their friends. That would be weird. In return, remember your dear mom and dad when they’re old and don’t just shove them in any old age home. Do your research. I want one of those swanky assisted living places where I can come and go as I please. I want a place with a pool and extra curricular activities and not just knitting or bingo. It should have a nice dining facility, entertainment options, and spacious accommodations. The cost should equal or exceed what it will cost to pay for your upbringing, your four years of college, and your weddings. Start saving. Thank you

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